I wish it was.
Today’s topic is broswer based games. You know them, you love or hate them. Games like Farmville, Mafia Wars, Mobsters, Vampire Wars, and the many, many others you’ll find on social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook. The people take these waaay too seriously. Theya re meant as time-wasters, with an option to sink a few bucks in to support the creation of new content.
They are not meant to be your life! one poster on the Zynga forums(made for Mafia Wars and the like) actually said “I’m quitting this game they won’t make new content and i am a loyal user who was sunk 3100+ dollars into this game, you suck,” and blah blah blah,t the same boring shit. but 3100 bucks? on a FREE game?
Thats insane. Like rubber room crazy. You aren’t supposed to pay, so dont. I rather prefer my level 20-something characters on these games (i use a few, yes, i don’t just rant for no reason), and the fatc that I have a life then to your level 400+ character on a game that DOESNT EXIST outside your web browser. Jesus people.
I again make the same offer I made on Facebook a while back to all these people.
“Is your virtual Mafia, Family, Army,Farm or Kingdom not helping you? Have you wasted countless dollars, non-vital organs, and even your soul to get Favor Points, Godfather Points, or other useless yes seemingly ‘free’ virtual tokens? Then fret no more! I have here the one, the only, real life, yours for only three easy payments of 19.95 (plus shipping and handling). Have real friends! Get laid! Get a paycheck from a real job that doesn’t fire you for sitting on your fat ass on the net all day on midnless games!
WARNING: If you sold your soul for Godfather or Favor points, there are no refunds. The Godfather scares us.
